The twitchy right eye.The Guy with the Twitchy Right EyeA Poem By: Yggdrisall-BlueThere once was a guy with a twitchy right eyeSpiky green hair and an appetite for pie.He came to my house one fateful nightPlainly insane and ready to fight.He chased me round, round and roundNo matter where I hid, I was always found.In the blink of an eye he jump in the skyMaking me think that I was going to die.He tackled me downDown to the ground.He whispered in my ear something scaryIt was apparent things were going to get very hairy.I lay there in a pool of red"Oh god" I thought, "I think I'm dead."I woke up in bed, realizing the dreamStartled by it I let out a scream.I looked out my window to the dimly lit streetthen rubbed my temples as I got on my feet.There was someone out thereready to scare.A voice screamed in my headIt said to beware.Irre the Madman is coming to town,With his friend Dr. TedAnd his twin... Mister Clown.Muahahahahahahahaha!
Chapter One Preview slash TestPlease note that this is just a snippet from Chapter One. It's really just a test to see if I can break the fourth wall obscurely enough that it isn't apparent.An Excerpt from Chapter One of "A Broken Wall""Doctor! Doctor! You better come quick!" was the first thing uttered out of anyone's mouth for the last three hours."Oh for fu-... What is it now?" Doctor Edvard Heimerick responded to the annoying unpaid intern that was now running towards him with a massive grin on his face from his spot, cross legged in the dirt, facing a bare stone wall. "I was reading these hieroglyphics! This better be good!""Uh, yes sir! It's amazing really!" He said with an overeager tone. He didn't even notice the fact that the wall the Doctor was looking at was completely void of any decoration at all, much less hieroglyphics. "I can't think of a way to describe it, you just have to come and see it!"Doctor Edvard got up and followed the excited intern for what seemed to be an eternit
Character Sheets and StatusAlright, these are just Character sheets I plan on using for a comedy/action Fan Fic of the Sonic UniverseYeah, you heard me right biznitches! Comedic! As in, Comedy filled (plus action!)I've always wanted to break the fourth wall...This will also change as the story progresses, telling us the status of the main characters that we will be using.Character Name: Tod "Irre" RachlekoffSpecies: Vulpes/Cybernetic (Fox/Cyborg)Age: Haven't DecidedSex: MaleWeight: Unknown (Explanation below with Gradimantium)Natural Eye Color: BlueAppearance: Your basic Moebius fox being, with a twist of course. His Black fur is often interrupted by patches of black Gradimantium (Definition Below). He stands 6 feet tall, very unusual for anyone (excluding Eggman) from Moebius. His arms are toned with muscles, but the most noticeable feature is his bright green mechanical eye.Specifications (Cybernetic Spe